question on facebook and wardz response in bold.....

Yesterday I got a very sad text from a “friend” asking me if I knew her husband was cheating on her. Sad fact is that it doesn’t matter if I knew or not, the point is, yes he was and still is cheating. So, I asked her, now she knows, what was she going 2 do, the way I c it she has 2 options, (1) stay, work thru his infidelity, (2) leave, and make some changes, hopefully positive changes. We always want 2 point the finger & say who should have said this or told us that … life is full of tribulations, obligations, triumphs, and defeats. But, the resilient person always survives, always pulls through and pray fully ends up being a stronger/wiser person for the things they have to endure. Psalms 23 says, yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. THE POINT OF THIS POST is really 2 the women in my life ... always be prepared 2 take care of yourselves when your "other" half can't or won't step up 2 do it ... never depend on a man, Always, Depend on God 1st, yourself 2nd, ... so when life changes, u r prepared 2 move on 2 the next chapter of your life!! .... Tha Ward I was not going to comment on this post, but after thinking about it, I decided that I had a few moments for sharing even if no one likes my views lol! You want to read it, here it goes. I personally wish cheating is something that never happens, but the reality of the situation is that it occurs and apparently quite often in society. The old saying is the love is blind because of it, we some times see less because we want to see more. I feel that your friend and her dude have been having issues for a while, so women's intuition has little to do with realizing that what ever their relationship evolved into was a direct result of what" her" and" her dude" created together by both their actions. I like how you included the Bible in this post because I really enjoy reading it and feel that the Bible is the Bread of life and not" cake" to be eaten on special occasions, as some of us do! From my perspective, the whole theme of the scriptures is forgiveness. I am not saying she should or shouldn't do, but suggesting that she return to the source of marriage for direction as a couple if both are willing to seek such help. At the end of the day, everybody wants to be((( wanted))) by the person they love right? With that being said, I disagree that you shouldn't count on a man (your husband) because God said marriage is a good thing and he also stated it would be challenges too! Couples are not perfect and Satan is definitely strong, but his tricks are old. I would hope your friend could speak with her dude about the situation, say how she feels, ask him how he think this started, what he and she wants to do moving forward and write out a detailed plan of how the relationship will flow moving forward. I also feel most relationships are 3 steps from being good anyway. Love, communication and respect go along way toward damage repair. I am Ward......

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called "woman." God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give love and compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" I am Ward......

Should you be cool with your Ex? or just let that *%#@ be?

From the jump, I know every bodyz situation is unique to them. What I feel maybe and should be quite the opposite of what you think but since this is my blog and you are the obvious reader: eye suggest we roll with my view point on this joint-lol! Good communication is the glue that holds a relationship 2geather because without it there is no relationship! The easist way to send a message that you don't want a relationship with some1 is to cut off lines of communication. But if you do want a relationship of ANY kind, you have to get along on some level for it to continue or survive. Depending on how the relationships endz is going to dictate how the situation will flow moving 4ward. When you don't talk to the Ex, you are in essence saying that the relationship is unsalvageble -espically if poor communication is what caused the break up from the jump. Heck, I got kids with my ex and eye find we get along better now than when togeather and eye don't want her back. Communication is a powerful tool! Sure there is always the "sex with the ex" factor that keeps your new boo on high alert. Again, adults are gonna do what they are gonna do, so if you trust them, then do that. Jealousy won't keep your mate, but love will! So the ? of being cool with your ex is simple for me. I think you should be, especially if you have kids (what kind of an example are you showing about problem solving). If you don't have kids, you can still be adult about things also, if yall was gonna be a couple then you wouldn't have broke the freak up in the 1st dang place. Most people are so quick to find someone they can sleep with that they don't take/make time find some1 they can wake up to!! At the end of the day, you have two types of people. Those who are evolving adults who move on or the people who stay stuck people pleasing and unhappy and chasing the past. You know who you are, but I am aware of those who never get over their Exz either. For those of you, Wardy suggests that y'all get a new hobby and let that boat sail, because you will be considered a stalker...... I am Ward......

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You better be careful what you do to me........

No woman ever wakes up in the morning and says to herself, “Today I am going to fall for a bad boy who will hurt me", but how does it keep happening? Most often the men y'all women meet know how to make y'all feel wonderful! Bad Boys are Usually good at Manipulating Women The problem isn’t that the feelings of these women are wrong. The problem is that many of these guys are often very likable, charming, exciting and fun to be around, ((((at first)))). These guys are usually good looking, handsome or whatever word women use to say the dude is ay-ight. They are good at forming a quick, emotional bondz with these unsuspecting women. They are masters of manipulation as the saying goes. And they are used to getting what they want, when they want it and where. Though the common themes of why women like bad boys seems to be because they are, mysterious, indifferent, unpredictable, exciting and above all, what y'all are craving. I like to call it 50 shades of crazy. I googled what attracts women to these heart breakers and found the following>>>>>>> *Their bad boy attitude. *They don’t care what others think of them. *They tend to live adventurous exciting lifestyle. Safe or not. *Her friends or family don’t approve of them. *Their mysterious attitude is intriguing. * The emotional roller coaster the bad boy gives them is addicting. *She wants to change or tame him. *They seem to offer the greatest protection. * They don’t seem to like the woman, and she wants the attention or his love. (A challenge) *Because he aint the predictable dude you got at home. What gets most women into trouble is that their feelings often cause them to ignore bad or inconsistent behavior that they would clearly see if they were not so emotionally involved. Despite the tears and sleepless nights these men cause, they are never boring, routine or predictable. They provide plenty to talk about with friends over a Coke. But mostly they inflict misery. Jealousy. Paranoia. Sadness. Depression, you know I am right-lol! Many women spend months just thinking of how exciting this guy is and putting on a sexy dress to see his expression, or of telling a hilarious joke, to show their bad boy lover how witty they are. Some fantasize of changing them (and we know how hard it is to change ourselves). The ironic thing that usually occurs is, the women get hurt and return to and even marry the same boring, nice guy they dated before the excitement popped off. Is it a rebound of the rebound, or is it a fear of being alone. I honestly don't think many of us men understand the gravity of how we affect the emotions of a woman until its way too late- if at all. Seems like couples (both are guilty) are more concerned about who they can sleep with, rather than who they can wake up to! Still, I don't consider it a failure by getting hurt in the pursuit of love.....I mean excitement. It's more like a lesson on learning what not to do the next go around. For women, I strongly suggest that you get to know your self (your worth, values and dreams) and make wise decisions and protect your heart. My cousin just went through some painful love lessons this month and apparently she is not alone-lol! The men, I suggest, we take our leadership role more serious. I know we are taught from kids that the more women we have-the better our rep. I say, learn to love a woman and find out what true love taste like (probably like chocolate stars) I am Ward....

Best sex that you will never keep?

This goes against the rules of every single romance novel, but you’re not going to marry the best sex of your life. At least, not if you’re like most women. According to a recent study I peeped on line (the inspiration for this blog), less than half of wedded women married the person who was the best sex of their lives (52 percent say that was an ex.) In fact, 66 percent would rather read a book, watch a movie or take a nap than sleep with a spouse. This chick named Amanda Chatel said “With the men I’ve loved, the sex has been good, sometimes great, but never ‘best.’ It’s resulted in many orgasms and was fun but, comparatively speaking, it didn’t have that intensity that comes with the ‘best’ sex. “I knew [my best sex partner] was temporary, and so the great sex was the best because the sex was the relationship,” she adds. “We didn’t have to invest in anything else.” Knowing something is in scarce supply enhances desire, and that’s difficult to do in a marriage. You can’t really tell your partner that you’re going out for groceries and may never come back. Well, not if you want any semblance of the stability that generally defines marriages. Chatel also admits, “We tend to remember things better than they actually were because we no longer have them.” That might explain why such a variety of women recall having passionate sex in the hallway of someone’s apartment, but forget that they had to have sex in the hallway because he had four roommates and slept on a futon. A 36-year-old marketing executive from Chelsea we’ll call Abby says that “what makes sex incredible, or places it into the range of ‘best sex’, is an element of danger. There’s an element of disobedience . . . that elicits a feeling of carnal desperation. [That feeling is often provoked by] the guy who you shouldn’t be with versus the one that you marry.” And Noel Biderman, CEO of Ashley Madison, the site that promotes extramarital affairs, claims that the best sex is defined as something that, for many, encompasses “danger, newness and fantasy fulfillment.” That’s only sensible. While feelings of danger might be thrilling while you’re having carnal knowledge in an abandoned alleyway, they’re not so great when you have to get kids ready for school. Sex therapist Sari Cooper says many women come to her troubled that their husbands aren’t ideal sexual partners. “Your best sexual relationship has likely been with the person who was most unstable and most volatile, but was very passionate,” Cooper says. “That’s like riding a roller coaster. That’s passion. But if you have a family, riding a roller coaster isn’t that great for kids.” If that’s the case, you have to find someone where the relationship is more of a gentle carousel motion. No kids ever got sick from that. A 36-year-old actress from Greenpoint, Brooklyn, we’ll call Jane says sex with her husband “is not, overall, the hottest sex of my life. But I wouldn’t trade it for a second to have the giver of the hottest sex be my life partner!” As we grow up, hot and sweaty takes a back seat to kind and sweet. “I used to swear that I’d take the best sex over the love stuff any day, but recently I’ve realized that phenomenal sex will never hold a candle to real love and a healthy relationship,” Chatel says. “I fear I may have matured.” I am Ward (I just basically copied this article cuz it was so good-lol)

Eye found eweeee

There is peace in my soul For such a long awaited time There is love in my life A love of melody and rhyme. Once you took hold of my heart I knew no other could have reached As whispered fate took my hand To levels only you could reach. You in my life Will live eternally I knew the first night at Cracker Barrell You were meant for me. I am ward and so are you.....

3 Things you should never be Proud of suckers.....

1). Don’t be proud of making it rain. Life isn’t some music video. You have young dudes out here going to strip clubs every weekend wasting money trying to impress some people such as their homeboys or strippers??? I get asked to go every week-end and I keep saying NO-NO-NO! Remember everything always works best in moderation. If you feel that you can’t live without balling out of control and making it rain, just cut back on the amount of times you visit the club. For example if you go every weekend, scale it back to just one weekend out of the month. Find something more productive to do during those other 3 weekends like cleaning your house or doing something nice for a family member. Most people have egos that they must maintain so they have to do the flashiest things to draw people’s attention. There’s other ways to impress people with your money. One way is to pay off your car or move out of your parent’s house and get your own place,imagine that? Think of it this way. Are you really balling if you’re at the club making it rain when you don’t even have your own place? You’re not balling if you have to sneak chicks into your parent’s house. If this describes your life, you have some changes you need to make. I am not talking about my nephew-wink wink! 2). Don’t be proud of not knowing how to cook. The only thing worse than a woman who can’t cook is a woman who is proud of not being able to cook lol. Most of the times these are the same women who can’t keep a man around either. This isn’t some big conspiracy. It’s just that no man want’s your non cooking woman, just like a woman don't want a broke man. In this day and age it’s really no excuse for not being able to cook. Every time you turn on the tv there’s some new cooking show. The internet is also flooded with recipes and videos on how to cook just about any dang thing you can imagine. I saw one dude cooking an old boot!!! It really comes down to effort. Do you really want to eat processed and fast food for the rest of your life? That $25 you spent getting a few burgers and fries could have bought you enough food to last you 3-4 days at freaking Aldi's. 3). Don’t be proud of chilling and getting high off weed. Everyone likes to chill and hangout and a great deal of yall yung folk love that weed, but I can't understand why? The main problem is when that’s the only thing you actually do. You ever look at some of your friends Facebook status updates or Tweets and it’s nothing but random lazy thoughts being posted like “I just smoked a joint and now I think I’m going to watch tv.” or stuff like this “Man, this E&J got me feeling good right now.” The funny thing is you’ll see posts like that and its only 12:00 in the afternoon. These types of things are expected from losers from my perspective. You must decide in life if you’re going to be a loser or a winner. Remember you can’t recycle wasted time (I like that phrase, I heard it on a judge show today-lol). Make the most out of the time you have. Be as productive as possible. I noticed in life that the ones who don’t use their time wisely are always the ones who hate others for being progressive. Don’t be that dude/dudette. If you want to chill, make sure you accomplish something first. It always feels a lot better relaxing knowing that you deserve to. I ain't saying I am perfect but we can do better right? I am Ward.....

I just thought this pic looked cool....

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Ward Wunders thangs again???????

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Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another? In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the commercials? If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price? What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus? If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? What is another word for "thesaurus"? I am Ward (and I got a lot of free time)

Why they keep calling a brutha??????

How many times have you been called and bugged about some bill that may or may not have been yours? I know I have, but what can someone do to deal with them effectively? Peep my thoughts and try it and see what happens suckers..... Creditor: This is Mike from Bank of America. I need to speak to you about your overdue payment on your credit card. You: I'm sorry. I don't know who you are. Because I'm afraid of identity theft, and I want to protect my privacy, I do not talk with anyone on the phone concerning my personal or business affairs. You are welcome to write me a letter. Creditor: But is this John Smith? You: I'm sorry, but I don't give out any information over the phone. Creditor: Is 999-999-999 your phone number? You: I'm sorry, but I don't give out any information over the phone. Please contact me in writing. Creditor: Well, what is your address? You: If you are who you say you are, then you have my address. Please do not contact me by phone again. Creditor: But do you own this credit card? You: I'm sorry, I've explained that I'm not going to talk with you over the phone. I don't wish to be rude, but I'm hanging up now. Please do not contact me again. ​Make sure you are polite, give them ABSOLUTELY NO INFORMATION, even your name, phone number, address, and whether you own the account. Do not discuss anything with them. O.k. now hurry up and wait by the phone and do like Wardy! I am Ward...

Wardy refuses to wear the dress.......

Sometimes I realize that cable is just a big freakin waste of my free time, but then again what’s wrong with a little mindless entertainment? Anywho, I have always had that desire to work in Hollywood and do the local homeboy does good scenario but something occurred 2 me the other day. It seems like in order to be successful in this twisted world; one must go against what is natural to make it. Yeah I know you looking at the picture and thinking where is he going with this one? Let me help you out with this pimp juice! Why do we have to have a man (no-make that a black man) play the role of a woman when we have so many beautiful black sisters who are REAL women available to do the part? I recall Dave Chapelle speaking about how the people in Hollywood basically demanded that he do a skit dressed as a woman because it would be so hilarious. He declined (actually refused) and people actually got mad at him. I am sure most people who do really see the underlying theme of this type of activity, would just think why not go along with this because it has proven funny in the past. Heck, we all laughed along to Norbit’s Respucha character didn’t we? Madea is more famous than ever, Jamie Foxx did Wanda and had us dang near in tears. Martin did Shay nana and Flip Wilson did Geraldine ( I am dating myself on that one huh?) My point is simply this. I don’t think a comedian can only be funny by playing a woman. It’s so ironic because its basically the black comedians who are asked to play these roles over and over again. It’s almost as common as us knowing who will be the first person killed in a movie-lol!! Sure Robin Williams played the role in Mrs.Doubtfire, but have you ever saw Dinero, John Wayne, Sylvester Stallone or Client Eastwood, in a dress? I think not. Perhaps it is just a coincidence or perhaps it is a way of keeping people in check. But then again this could just be some crazy ramblings of a guy who just bored at work writing a blog-right? Yeah that’s it, cause now that I think about it, the ideal of black men ignoring the model of being a strong presence in society is about logical as thinking the government would injecting the Tuskegee Airmen with syphilis when they were going through what they assumed was a mandatory vaccination for traveling overseas. I am just saying? I am Ward?

I am ward (I couldn't help myself-lol)

I think my boi is about to be single......

I tried to reach out 2 my homeboy the other day but since I got a new work phone and got rid of my personal phone, let's just say I couldn't transfer any of the old numbers. But thanks to Facebook, I have been able to find people and eventually holla at them. Well, I found my Friend (Hillbert) and asked his wife ask she has been and what's been up with her and him over the years. I was surprised and speechless at what she responded with. Below are her actual words. All I can say is that I like "NOT" having guy roommates-ya feelz me????...............................................................................................................................................................................SHE SAID To tell u the truth Ward, nothing much is up. Your boy still hasn't become a man and is working a minimum wage job at Bed Bath and Beyond even though he has a college degree. I guess the real world is too stressful for him. I pay the mortgage on the house and have been since we moved here, even though b4 we purchased I told him I couldn't afford to on my own. As my stress has gone up my health has gone done. Now i take high blood pressure medication. His car has been impounded as a result of tickets since August of 2011...yep...I said August of 2011. So guess who drives his grown ass to and from work...I do that as well. I have asked him to leave numerous times and probably tell him every day I don't want him here...but he won't leave. Hoping maybe u are trying to get in touch with him so he can move to Indy...although you'll have to come pick him up. This is not quite the life i imagined...but the saying is soo true- people do NOT change! Maybe Herb can find a new woman to live off of..once he moves to Indy. If u want to call him to make plans to come get him..our home phone number is xxx-xxx-xxxx. You'll have to call here cause his cell phone has been cut off..probably as long as his car has been impounded. Yeah...what a winner!!! Wardy Said: I asked a few of my homegirls would they leave/divorce Hillbert and they said the following......................................................................................................... Absolutely. Positively. Affirmative.. Yes, yes, and yes. We would get divorced. He refuses to get a job? I refuse to be married to a man that won’t work. - Celeste M., New Jersey....................................... Well, acccording to the word of God I would not have the right to divorce him because he does not get a job. The words “get a job” are not in the marriage vows; however we all agree that if he don’t work he won’t eat …LOL. But, that is not grounds for divorce. - Latisha M., New Jersey................................................... A relationship is supposed to be 50/50. Where and what is his 50? That’s the real question! He has to bring something to the table or go!................................................... - Dameisha D., New York I am Ward (I just cancelled my Facebook page-lol)

How watching an old wise man changed my perspective to complaining.....

About 6 weeks ago I was in the market for a new car. I narrowed it down to the Saab 9-5 Arc, the Audi A6 or the Volvo S60T. I found one of each that I adored but had travel a few miles to get any of them, but one man said he would hand deliver the Audi to my door step if i purchased his. Now, most people know that I am that frugal brother who loves getting a good deal, so I told him to bring it Friday. A funny thing happened as I was awaiting my new whip, I was out and about and saw a Saab that was decent and cheaper and right here in town. The owner of the car was an old white man with a pair of worn out overalls on that somehow allowed his belly to hang out???? He assured me that he had the car for 3 years and it was sound. I test drove it hard, no check engine lights so I became more interested. I requested that we take it to Auto-zone to check the codes if any. What do ya know, Fatness (the car owner) had a code reader that showed the car had no issues. I said cool, and paid the dude several thousands dollars, got the title and drove off. As I was driving off the car started sputtering , jerking and acting several ways of crazy. I knew the lot was closed, so I decided to take the car to the shop in the mourning before telling ole boy that he sold me a janky car. To make a long story shorter, the transmission was shot. I had been taken by Guooober from May-berry. I went back and complained and suggested that the owner give me some money back. After some serious arguing I left with some money back (enough to pay for labor on a new tranny). I was still madd because I had called the other man back and told him I changed my mind on the Audi that he was gonna drive 200 miles to prove his car was road worthy. I had to get over loosing a few thousand bucks, but how???? I recall a man named Joshua who lost his family business due to circumstances beyond his control. He blamed neither fate nor the people who caused the situation. Even though Joshua was hit hard by this misfortune, eh was uncomplaining and optimistic about how he handle this situation. As difficult as it was, he left the land he loved and moved to another city and found work in a sanitarium to support his family. Not once did Joshua express anger, bitterness or dismay about his situation. Never did he compare himself to those who seem to have been treated better by their fates. He took what what life offered and made the best of it. This was a powerful example that I really had to meditate upon. When things go bad for reasons beyond our control, it is tempting to first blame and then embrace fate as the cause of our failures. A wiser person knows to ignore that temptation-the easy excuse. So Ward has learned that adversity can make us stronger, smarter, better and tougher. Blaming your troubles on situations, others or bad luck makes us weaker. Heck, most worthwhile things in the ultra competitive world come wrapped in adversity. Real men understand this and are able to see the truth in this verse: Looking back it seems to me, All the grief that had to be. Left me when the pain was over, Stronger than I was before....... I got the car fixed, and no one cared but me. I learned a lesson and next time will put the car on the rack before I purchase. I am in a good place. Thank you Joshua I am Ward....

Explosion near my home this Sunday.....

Sad to see things like this happen. They say its about 3 million dollars worth of damage. Some how a gas line leveled two homes and the others were badly damaged. 2 people died and many more injured. I am Ward....

Ward Reasons why Love can be hard.....

Luv is a wonderful thing....................ummm in the beginning anyway. Really, when you take time to think about it, who really wakes up and says today I am gonna go out and find my soul mate and fall madly in love with this sucka? (Let me add that now that I think about it, there are some people out there who actully do this, but 4 all practical purposes I am not talking to yall- only the normal people-lol). I feel that love just happens when you least expect it. Maybe that is one of the reasons Love can be so hard???? I speak of Love as being hard because, I know of a lot of couples who are hurting, fighting, separated, cheating, beating and thinking about leaving each other on the daily and it pains me personally. I recall when I divorced my ex-wife I had mixed emotions for months on staying verses leaving. I knew that the respect, love and freindship had long packed its Gucci bags from the relationship, but I didn't want the kids to get hurt, so manned up and I had to accept the fact that, we are on this big blue marble for a limited amount of time. I did not want spend what unknown amount of life I had left living in mysery and making someone else's life the same. So I lurched (busted a move-dipped from the spot-left sucka) out! Went down 2 da court house and got my self some peace of mind. Like many others who made the same move, it is embarssing because others see you as a failure, someone who could not live up to their marital vowes or a quitter. Perhaps those things are true, but we can judge others least we be perfect our dang selves. Love is hard because it makes you happen and at the next moment it can make you sad for the same reasons at the same dang time! The person you love talking to, being around and sharing memeories with can really make you think about your life and how it could have been if you two had never met!!! Love is hard when its no longer patient and forgiving. We have to allow others to feel and think differently from us-right? Love is hard because when we argue we forget that we are just having a disagreement and not going to war! Love is hard because we expect perfection from imperfection. Love is hard because we sabatoge our relationship by getting on our mates nerves, even after they have consistiently told us they don't like how we are making them feel. Love is hard because we justify our actions rather then correcting them? Saying sorry is a cheap way out of a mistake because it doesn't cost you anything to say it= empress me and stop doing what you are doing to make me not like you! Love is hard because our friends and family R always up in da bizness (knowing good and well they situation is broke too). Love is hard because people seldom take time to stop and do a self check fool! What can I do better to make this thang work? Love is hard because we put God on the back burner until we have ignored everything he warned us about and then go running back saying "What had happend was" or "One time @ band camp I", well you get my point. Finally, love is hard because we make it that way. I am Ward...

Here we go again........

I am Ward (and I still don't get involved in politics!!!)

what Ward is Wondering now???????

*Some people are upset about Stacy Dash deciding that she is not voting for Obama this time around. Who really cares, its her choice to vote or not vote anyway right? I think its just a ploy to get free press and a new acting gig, besides she has married 3 white men already! *How is it possible for some of the world's dumbest people to get into leadership roles. (Karrie Hibbard this means you-lol). Is it timing, sympathy or sexual??? *Is it better sometimes to pay full price rather than getting the hook up. I mean the man may tax you more, but he will do what he promised and give you documentation while the other man has no problem over promising you and under fulling your needs. *If everyone knows they can die at any given moment, why do we always treat loved ones so bad? *What makes brothers who get large sums of $$$ forget about the sisters? *Is racism gone or does it wear blue uniforms now? *If over 50% of marriages end in divorce, are the couples who remain married happy? *Why do I miss Chocolate stars? *What up with men and these prostrate exams? There has got to be another way (4 reelz) *I am amazed how many people want that stupid I*phone. Don't you have an Ipod and Ipad already? *Why does the dude have to be a mind reader in the relationships? *Why do Gay people think its cool to hijack the rainbow for their cause? Didn't God say it represented his promise to never flood the Earth again? *Why do people lie to you and really think you believe them. Just ell the freaking truth already. *Why do people argue on Facebook..........still? *How many new talk shows can they come out with and never run out of stupid guest. Heck Ricky Lake is even back. Steve Harvey is trying to get Oprah's old audience (and seems to be winning). I am Ward....

I love cars, but wonder about the buyers eye meet!!!!

The ups and downs of being a small time car deal can literally drive a man to drink (well Kool-Aide with extra sugar if you are me!). I have been buying and selling cars since I was 19 years young and I don’t see any signs of slowing down at this time. I feel the hunt for me comes when I find that rough looking car and turn that sucka in 2 the bell of the ball! I differ from other small car dealers in the sense of actually making repairs to the units I move. Sure I could get more profit by selling a car that has obvious issues because I may never see that buyer again right? Wrong? People are crazy in the late 2012-Trust and believe that bruh. Once I sold a beautiful Chrysler 300 with dark tinted windows (Wardy trade mark), 20 inch chrome wheels and tires, blue xenon head/fog lamps, sub woofers and Kenwood everything and not to mention a fresh paint job. I sold this car below wholesale because the buyer was young and knew a family member. Dude got the car and was loving it because he posted 23 pics on his Facebook account like it was his girlfriend. All was good in the hood until the alternator went out on this car. Of course I had him sign an as is waiver on the car, as all dealers do, but he was able to have his mechanic go over the car before buying. Dude declined and rolled off into the sunset with his sounds shaking the streets on Napptown like a mini earthquake. Anywho, back to the alternator: Dude called me with his dad on the 3 way telling me how the car was a piece of crap and how I should return the money because his son is a broke college student. I asked what happened and I was told and then asked of me was I gonna do the right thing???? I calmly replied that the son had purchased the car and it was now his and titled in his name a week ago. I said the car was fine for me but I would purchase a new alternator and have it installed at my costs. I told them it’s common for small things to break on a car at any given moment. I also told them it’s not a good idea to run the car stereo with the car off for hours as a DJ both. That is when the fireworks began. I got cussed out and my life threatened because they claimed they got the car fixed and wanted $1200 from me or all the money. I tried to explain the part cost $40 and $25 to install and that they got over charged. They didn’t care because I should have told them the alternator was going out? 1st of all, how would I know that considering I just had driven the car to Chicago with my family with no issues???? I was unable to make the customer happy and I was disappointed considered I had put everything in the car to make it a great buy. Again, it’s just the nature of the beast. People feel comfortable taking certain liberties talking crazy to people because they think you are soft or not important. I thought about giving him all his money back, but he still wanted me to pay his mechanic all the money for nothing. I accept his anger but didn’t like the taste it left with both of us. I still enjoying selling quality used cars, but now I am more cautious and make sure I say this car is not new, does not have a warranty and depending on you treat it may not last as long if you’re not careful. I have also learned that it’s better to put a car on the rack at the shop before you buy to help avoid problems in the long run. I hope that hot headed customer doesn’t run into the wrong person in the future because I see bad things resulting from a negative attitude. I am Ward……

A smile.....

A smile costs nothing, but gives much- It takes but a moment, but the memory of it usually lasts forever. None are so rich that can get along without it- And none are so poor but that can be made rich by it. It enriches those who receive, without making poor those who give- It creates sunshine in the home, Fosters good will in business, And is the best antidote for trouble- And yet it cannot be begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is of no value Unless it is given away. Some people are too busy to give you a smile- Give them one of yours- For Jah knows that no one needs a smile so badly As he or she who has no more smiles left to give. I am Ward

Some reasons the men folk get tired of women (only the crazy ones!!!)

"You see us as projects you can 'fix.'" Women see potential. They see rough edges, and they want to sand them off. This makes us crazy. We don't want to change unless we want to change. We have chosen our car, hair, friends, home and hobbies because we enjoy them. "Your expectations are set by Hollywood and sky high." They've been fed a fantasy about romance and passion for so long that when a REAL act of love comes down the pike, he notices that the tread on your tires is low and buys a new set, it hardly even registers. "You're always looking down the road." Women tend to think about the next major step in life. Men tend to think about the next major meal...There is a female drive to get answers to questions like, "What ARE we?", "Are we exclusive yet?", "Are we going to get married?" that makes it seem like they aren't enjoying the now and only worry about the future. Trust me, eye got this one a whole lot without effort on the other end-lol! . "You use your emotions as a weapon." I suppose it isn't your fault that during an important conversation about the future of our relationship you start crying, but surely you understand that this derails the ability to pursue the issue at hand. To make matters worse, you want us to have a long emotional response rather then few words or silence. "You like to play coy." This game where you pretend you don't care and secretly hope we chase you down is for teenagers. Enough said. "You have a complicated set of double standards." I could write a novel on this one. We only need look at the example of going dutch on a first date at lets say "the dairy queen". You offer to split the check, and if we let you, you hold it against us. Really? You demand, quite rightly, to be in on all important relationship decisions, yet when we take you out and ask, "What would you like to do tonight?" you are angry that we haven't taken charge of the situation. It's a confusing set of double standards and antiquated rules that make it very difficult for us to know which move is the right one. Some women want the perfect date but incapable of planning one themselves. . "You want us to change, and then lose respect for us when we do." I have a cousin that met and married a woman who wasn't thrilled that he is a rapper. She was a bit threatened by the attention he received and his time spent pursuing this. She told him, "I really wish you didn't rap," and because he loved her, he quit. Within a few months this woman was confiding to her friends, "I'm a little less attracted to him because he quit rapping, and just did what I asked. Now, he just hangs out at home." Of course eye am just saying this from the limited # of people eye have encountered, but I am sure you can testify that I am right suckers..... I am Ward......

I saw the WNBA champs put it down.....

So I bite the financial bullet and paid a $100 for my tix and saw how champions do what they does! It was so loud in there that I still can't hear today!! It was a good game. I don't think most men realize how good these women are. Heck, it was at least 6 dudish looking females that- were very tall and scary looking! Nonetheless, I had a great time and I had floor seats too! Saw some celebrities and plenty of gay women-lol! I am Ward...

Museum of Science and Technology in Chicago!!!!

Had a great time in Chicago with the family. Saw live chickens hatch (took an hour), walked inside a live tornado, saw a huge submarine, a train that was nice and shiny, and plenty of other great things. I highly recommend all families to check out the science and industry museum. I am Ward......

12 Jewels from John Wooden that touched my thinking skillls.....

1. Never mistake activity for achievement. 2. A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. 3. Ability is a poor man’s wealth. 4. Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. 5. Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. 6. I’d rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. 7. Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. 8. It’s not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. 9. It isn’t what you do, but how you do it. 10. It’s what you learn after you know it all that counts. 11. Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. 12. Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out. I am Ward.....

I think we can all agree that women pretty much jack up all the good relationships with all their so called "womenz intuition" and thangs but today, i think I can look at the person in the mirror and see what was unable to be seen before. I say this because reflecting back over the past few months, I had to opportunity to interact with a plethora of women. From co-workers to family and I find they all have one thing in common. They all "LIE" and some do it better than others! I guess it shouldn't surprise many men due to the fact that women wear make up, hair extensions, high heel shoes and stockings. All these things mask who you really are (or women may call it enhancements). I guess due to the simplicity of men, we are what you get from what you see, but that's too easy. Let me see how I can explain this another way. Men usually wear the same hair style, same shoes and drive the same car for ever. We like things to stay how they were because that is what we wanted so we got it (even you sucka). Now when it comes to relationships, after a time the woman comes out of her facade and shows her true colors. Her hair may be really short, she is short, she has bad skin and has one boob bigger than the other one, but now you expect the dude to still be attracted to you even though you were the exact same woman he vowed to never end up with lol! Come on ladies, I said men are simple on several occasions. If I were a gambling man, I would bet 90% of my coins that very few women would let a potential prisoner, I mean husband- actually see how you look and live on date number 2! The fact is that it usually takes about 6 months before you can relax around the opposite sex. This is what I learned to do and ask. Go to a trusted friend, former lover or brutally honest person you know and ask them to tell you straight up- How do they see you? How do you carry yourself and what do they suggest you modify about your person.... If marriage is in your future and you have been single for a while, giving up sex for a while won't fix you nor will blaming the dudes in your past. We all know each case is unique but we also know that we are more alike then different. I am Ward......

Ummm, look Dad- "I'm broke"!!!!

I was sitting here thanking about how much it sucks to have bad credit. Shoot many folk just file bankruptcy and deal with what may come. I mean it is better than killing yourself cause of too much debt right? I feel in most cases good people just make bad finiaincal decedsions and risks that just don’t pan out. I mean you can’t take a dude from the ghetto and give him 20 million bucks and not expect him go crazy. Do you know how long it takes to save up to buy a 14k gold tooth pick and diamond hub caps mannnnn????? Peep the list of some people who had money and lost money…… Mark Twain following the wild success of his writing unsuccessfully invested in a typesetting machine and biography of Pope Leo XIII. Both were epic fails, and Twain was forced to file for bankruptcy in 1894. Even Abraham Lincoln, aka “Honest Abe,” honestly went broke and filed for bankruptcy two times in his life from several failed businesses, and loans from family and friends. They DO run a background check on potential presidents, right? Rap group Run DMC filed for bankruptcy in 1993. Who knew?! We’re glad to see America’s favorite post-Heathcliff Huxtable TV dad (Now it TI and TINY), Rev Run, is living good these days though-lol! Before Mickey Mouse and the Magic Kingdom, Walt Disney had Laugh-O-Gram. The businesses popularity led Disney to find a financial backer, and as luck would have it they went broke! But not even living in his studio and eating beans from a can could save the studio After appearing in a Los Angeles Bankruptcy Court in 1963 Dorothy Dandridge confessed to reports that her fortune was gone, and all she had left in her name was a leased car and a rented house. Ouch… After getting his start on the stage, Sherman Hemsley moved to television in the role of George Jefferson on All in the Family and its spin-off, The Jeffersons. Despite the enormous success of the latter, which ran for 11 seasons on CBS -- and the fact that he continued to work steadily on television after The Jeffersons ended -- Hemsley filed for Chapter 13 in June 1999. He died with $50,000 in the bank… Mike Tyson,The former undisputed heavyweight champion of the world filed for Chapter 11 in August 2003, after having received nearly $300 million in ring earnings. Tyson “spent extravagantly on mansions, Bentley cars, jewelry, and even pet Bengal tigers while buying gifts for his lavish entourage (total idiot) It happens I am Ward

I am just thinking.....

*The other day, a man did not see me sitting around the corner and began to complain about black people being lazy. He went as far as saying how he blames President Lincoln for freeing the blacks and taking away their good jobs! Of course I had words with the man, but dang people this 2012 for most of us! *Why do people get mad when eye tell them that voting for a politician is not an option for me considering that the Bible say at Daniel 2:44....s *It never stops amazing me to hear when people are surprised to hear about the latest person to be found out as being Gay? Hollywood has lots of hidden secrets. *Why do we spend so much time looking for love, then find it and mess it up with our insecurities,jealously and actions? *I hate cigarette smoke,yet I see so many people puffing their lives away. I wonder why people start this nasty habit in the first place? *What happen to quality family time. Seems like life revolves around work, TV and clubbing? *Does having a college degree make us more attractive or smarter? *Isn't the Good Times theme song the best ever??? But why was the show named that when they was trapped in the ghetto,(but Thelma was/is fine) *Who is really surprised that Chris Brown and Rhianna are back together? *How do we really know if dogs can see in black and white and who cares? *I heard the greatest trick ever pulled off is Satan convincing the world that demons, vampires and zombies are cool. I am Ward....

Random pics from the other day

I am Ward