Can you say Get-ToE

O.k. so this is Tuesday, but its really my Monday, but I am still standing- that's whats really up! I will spare you of all the details of what I did today stuff and jump right into the title of this blog. I decided that I wanted to cook steak and potatoes for dinner which meant I had to make that crazy decision to either go to Ghetto Wal-mart or almost as Ghetto Kroger! I took Kroger as the picture has given away. I walked in the doors and it was looking good, but all of a sudden I see a girl with these painted on short-short shorts. Don't get it twisted that is a good thang, but everythang ain't 4 everybody-lol. This crack head dude was following her around tring to get her number and anything else she was willing to give.
Next, I saw a woman walking around with the worlds largest rollers in her hair. To add insult injury, she was talking on a cell phone so big that I could see the other person she was talking to (her mama). Next what I see, is a male employee (I think) with a bad perm** was walking around mean mugging the customers as we was looking at his hair** like a perm has gone very wrong in your head-look. I recall thinking what else could happen in this whack ^#@ store. I had to ask, didn't I? Next, I try to check out and leave,but the people in front of me had got a food stamp card and was selling food to everybody in that joint for 50 cent on the dollar. How can a line be that long? Well, I finally got out the door and was leaving in my car,when of course a fat chick decides she wants to walk right where I am driving!! I was thinking my car weights 2,000 pounds and she was 1,997 pounds, so I have a very-very slight advantage here. Needless to say, I pulled over and let her pass, mainly because I just got my car waxed and more importantly I was skerd she would break my car! Hey, Yall know I am a lover- not a fat figher-lol......
My point is this..... Make sure you are really hungry before you go to the ghetto because they got way more than low prices there.

I am WaRD....