Flavor of Ward...

First of all, I know that I am not the only one who watched this show! I learned somethings in this show that made me chuckle at times. I recall one time, one of the contestants saw Flav dressed in one of them special fitz that he wears and she said he looked "funky fresh". I was thinking he looked like a ""hot funky mess""!! I mean we know he don't have no more money and that wasn't his real house, but them kisses them women blessed him with was on the real!! I can't deny that, but hey -what would you do to get your 15 moments of fame. ( Trust me, I would never put my lipps on Flav).

I started to day dream that I was on the Flavor of Ward. Hummmm, I thought to myself. All the women, I know and have known living in one big mansion, vying for my affection. I know the ones who would get cut early. Flav gave out nice heart shaped watches! I tried that once and the lady in question asked did I spend all of $2 on the watch. (talk about unappreciative--- guess what she got after that?) Another lady was given a tennis bracelet and never wore it! Need I say anymore on that? But its all good, because it taught me that a real ride or die chick would appreciate a good brotha.

The woman who would win the Flavor of Ward- would have the following- sense of humor, honest, mild tempered, loving, understanding, beauty, faithfulness, big booty, smooth skin, nice smile, lover of Jah, into me and finally she would have to be my friend ( make that best friend). Yeah I like that better than Flavor's show cause he seemed wack at times.

I am warD!