Whodini (the rap group white people) once said "some say its an art, some say its a shame- that you'd give me your body before your name"! I guess its just the game women play when -they want to play it. So many things we men folk don't understand about the opposite sex like why women keep old clothes in the back of the closet and talkN about you are going to wear them again once you loose weight. HA! From a logical stand point, why can't you just loose weight and then reward yourself with something new instead of returning to the out dated clothing??? Nahh, that makes to much sense. Also, taking diet pills makes yall moody and mean. I suggest the YMCA, Curves or Lifetime fitness!! Next, we don't understand why yall don't like certain things about your body when we even notice or complain about it. Its like all your magazine articles focus on little imperfections that the perfect air brushed woman doesn't have. So when we, your dudes, give you a compliment, yall be like "you don't mean it....I am fat or I am have fat thighs or anything else silly". Most men agree that women seem to compare themselves with thier past figures with the present. You aging if you keep living. Deal with it suckerettes......Hugggggh.
What about not being ready to forgive you yet? Women can walk around holding a grudge until they feel its time to forgive the innocent male! Whats up with that? Don't get it twisted I understand when someone gets hurt and they need time to regroup, but this prolonged self healing time gives the idiot male time to reflect on the many things you mucked up in his life. Remember the time you scratched up my Acura or lost your wedding ring that I had to replace or lost the mortgage money....Sorry I went to that place my shrink told me to avoid, but I am back.
O.k.if this doesn't prove that women are....lets just say different from men what about this. I got 3 reasons why men are forced to leave women.
1).Overwhelmed! If a man is constantly dealing with all the emotions you throw at him/us and it sometimes gets to us. The man is usually the source of support and masculinity in the relationship but we can only take so much silly stuff. Just having real talk! Just tell the guy, this is how I am feeling and I want you just to listen. We can do that. Our problem occurs when we try to do what we think you want.
What about not being ready to forgive you yet? Women can walk around holding a grudge until they feel its time to forgive the innocent male! Whats up with that? Don't get it twisted I understand when someone gets hurt and they need time to regroup, but this prolonged self healing time gives the idiot male time to reflect on the many things you mucked up in his life. Remember the time you scratched up my Acura or lost your wedding ring that I had to replace or lost the mortgage money....Sorry I went to that place my shrink told me to avoid, but I am back.
O.k.if this doesn't prove that women are....lets just say different from men what about this. I got 3 reasons why men are forced to leave women.
1).Overwhelmed! If a man is constantly dealing with all the emotions you throw at him/us and it sometimes gets to us. The man is usually the source of support and masculinity in the relationship but we can only take so much silly stuff. Just having real talk! Just tell the guy, this is how I am feeling and I want you just to listen. We can do that. Our problem occurs when we try to do what we think you want.
2). Yall always trying to fix us. Umm we are cool the way we R! Sure some of us might need an occasional adjustment but never a complete make over. I heard one woman told her dude to take speech classes and change his friends! Now that what I call a lifestyle change. What about the woman who never asks her dude what he likes or wants from the relationship cause she knows he just wants her to talk 24/7ths! Blah blah blah. Ahhhh the joy of a nagging voice! Men need 4 basic things. ( see up coming blog for answers of google Dave Chappelle)
3) Not believing in yo' dude. Women are so pre-programmed to think the guy is lying about dang near errry thing that he has to lie to get her to believe the truth. If he has a picture in the house, that means he is lost in love, if he is 5 minutes late from work-he is cheating. And what if he breaks the golden rule and mentions a comment the girl from work said...he must desire her? Women are so wise to men shenanigans....
Men are simple creatures. Please stop trying 2 complex up the situation with your intuition and don't be mad cause I had to expose your craziness. You know who you are....then again.....lol!
I am ward.....
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