2). Men like an assertive woman but never a dominant/mean one (Notice I said "Men"). If a woman starts yelling out Army commands during the act, not only will the guy loose interest in you but he will also loose his ummmm Attention! Try being a sexy, soft and good smelling woman!
3). What about the women wearing them elaborate outfits? I realize them corsets look good on yall women, but you dang near need a bachelors degree in unnecessary clothing items, to take them off!!!! A brutha can get hand cramps trying 2 have sex!
4). O.k., we realize women love a good kiss but don't take advantage of us great kissing bruthas- by slobbing us down. Don't suck our foreheads and leave us needing a dry towel or need to feel like we just had a dentist exam with your sticky tounge. I mean, I know Cherry Chap-stick is the bomb, but baby take it easy, like Tupac tried to tell you!
5). Women, do you like have man areola hair in your mouth???? Good, cuz we don't like it either. Sucka, thats what we do 2 yall. We ain't got no feelings there. So just stop it already!!!! Freaking Gross lol!!!
6). Stop bringing up your ex! We don't need to hear how much better we are than your ex, how nicer we are or what ever. It just makes us envision you with him or her (never know now a days). Just say how much you love us and be done with it.
7). Please don't try and get all extra sexy in the bedroom. We already like your sexy, so when you come home trying to be the good looking girl at your job, that you imagine we would cheat on you with, doesn't quite work. Just be you.
Finally, keep this fact in mind. You can only have one struggle in life. You can't be broke and ugly, its not a good look!!!!!!!!!!
I am Ward......
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