Grand Mall Seizure (a GhetTo PerspeCTive)

I just can't do Ghetto shopping no more! O.k. check it because this is how it all went down Friday after work. I just put in my 40 for the week and I needed a cold Root Beer ( I never drank and never will) and a new sweater. So I decided that I won't go downtown or the Greenwood Mall out South by my house, so I decided that going to the Lafayette Square Mall.....(Bad Move). I entered from the Burlington Coat side to be quickly eye balled down by this big, more to love, 13 sandwich eating, extra hair on his belly and black taco meat on his chest, top flight security looking dude starring at me like I was gonna steal some of the well looked over products of his store. Still, I rise or should I say shopped the store anyway. Now I think about it, how many pregnant employees can you have working at one time. I moved on to walk around the mall to see what other ghetto sightings I could view. Didn't take long to run into the empty game room. They actually have air hockey and centipede in that piece. The ironic thing was they dollar changer didn't work but since I got hood skillz, I went to the pop machine in the back and put in my dollar and hit the return change lever and got 4 quarters and kept it 100-lol! Next stop in hoodville was Max 10. I had a few bags with me that the clerk told me I had to leave at the front desk and they gave me a ticket to retrieve my items back upon exiting???? Where dey do dat @.... I was offended. I looked around and decided that the slavery days were over or is it showing at the movies again????? I asked the clerk "Why did I have to check my bag", do you know she told me that it was because it helps customers to shop with out having to carry bags around? That is funny because I thought it was to prevent obvious stealing. I mean everything in the freaking store was suppose to be $10. I think if I was personally gonna risk jail time, it wouldn't be at Max 10, but that's just me. I nexed walked past Harold Penner's store and saw so many bright colors that I thought I was trapped in a rainbow. I decided to not go in that store and headed toward Shoppers World. I was surprised to see the armed security person who looked surprisingly like the rent a cop from Burlington's! I was able to quickly find mix matched shoes, poor quality shirts and plenty of clothes sprawled all over the floor. I think I understand why all the white businesses have secretly left that mall. In fact the whole mall reminds me of Gary Indiana for some odd abandoned reason....
The experience taught me two things. 1) I understand why so many people get shot at this Mall. Its dead out there. 2). Any Mall that has a big sign that says "Special Sale on Gold Teeth" is a Mall that I am pretty sure I won't be returning to again. Perhaps I don't like the fact that place is a ghetto cliche that cloak's itself as a public  necessity. Its a joke and I ain't laughing.
I am Ward....