Friday, February 22, 2013

6 Thangs you AINT know about Ward!


  • I am a really good cook (I always ask good cooks how they created that meal)
  • Can make a variety of people laugh daily (Black-White-Kids-Old Folk, etc)
  • Have gone "years" with out speaking to people who irrate me **once**, esp family
  • I am a State of Indiana licensed Notary Public (yes, I charge so don't ask)
  • I have my Professional Barber License 2
  • I have owned and sold over 300 cars using Craigslist
  • My favorite dog is the Rott or is it the American Pit Bull?
  • Love shooting and hitting the 3 point  jump shotz from the top of the key (str8ght butter)
  • Ward doesn't get jealous....ever!
  • Getting better at speaking Spanish (but who can't now a daze)
  • I love light skinned black women and (Hispanic women tooooooo!)
  • Addicted to foreign cars (black on black- 1st choice)
  • Use about 100 tubes of chap-stic yearly (gotta stay soft sucka)
  • Have a low tolerence for ghetto people, especially in the work environment
  • Love to see women with good fashion sense
  • Would love to have a radio show one day
  • Currently reading "The magic of thinking BIG" and "Dealing with People you can't Stand"
  • Need to keep my hair trimmed weekly because it grows so freaking fast
  • My nephews are my closest male friends
  • I once married the same woman twice... in another life
  • I can always get something for free or a discount anywhere
  • I have never had a drink or drug in my life
  • My kids think I am funny and love to talk to me about live (sure that will change soon)
  • I get choked up reading stories of Witnesses who over came great odds to serve Jah
  • My favorite soul food spot is Dusties in Matterson Illinois
  • I enjoy public speaking, especially to large crowds
  • If I like a car, I will tint the windows 5% black all the way around
  • I love mini vans. They are so practical
  • I love long hair on women!
  • Admire women who allow their dude to be the dude in the relationship
  • Love doing Stand up comedy (Thanks Work 1, for all the material)
  • Don't like Chinese food because I use to be a janitor (enough said)
  • Really want to go on a world tour before I expire
  • Like the fact that I am not prejudice. Its so stupid
  • I learned a lot about relationships from watching Martin
  • Working on being more patient with things that make no sense to me
  • Fav quote is "if that's your real name
I am Ward Suckers......

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