I didn't mean to listen....but what the Hey!!!!

O.k. it was lunch time and I wanted to get out of that freezing office that eye work at. I jumped in the mini van and rode out to Fazoli's until they told me the price of lasagna and 2 bread sticks was $7.09!!!!! I was like o.k. give me two orders and pulled off to McDonald's. Got over there and the freaking line was wrapped around twice, so eye thought about walking in right quick-FAIL!!! It was a big nasty water puddle that I would have to cross (I was not about to mess up my Suede Stacy's Ooohhh Kayyyyy)plus the inside was full 2. It must have been bring an old person and get free frech fry day.....again! I then looked over at Taco Bell and saw almost nobody there. Hummmm- wonder why? Any-who, eye did what I had to and made my way over and ordered. Yeah it was nasty but at least I found out Y the line was non-existent-lol! They had the girl with the extra thick glasses cooking and jacking up orders!
Well what I do now, I still had 42 minutes left on break? I know ""THE DOLLAR TREE" everything is a Dollar! I went in an immediately started getting bubble gum, mouth wash and candy and all was going well until I over head this fat Albert looking brotha on his celly arguing with his ummm,err,well- significant other (U never know now a dayz. The part that got me was I know the routine of his line of lies and he was good at it too. I mean I wanted to go over and help him, but he obviousouly been in the game before and knew how to win it or spin it-ya feelz me?
He was talking about how it was unacceptable to call him a day later & apologize when all they had 2 do was unlock the door to see what the strange noises were that were coming from the room! That was genius to me! He stuck with his line and even said that his mate was fooled cuz he (liar Man) knew they was listening. He said the women shoes were his momz and he was getting the tap glued on today and thats why their gone now. He sounded so convincing that I think he belived his own lie. Rule number one in the creep game is "Don't believe your own life" or is that Dont get High but lie to get by? Hummmm
The dude must have convinced the person on the other end of the call that he was right because he said "its too late now for I am sorry, I need time to chill". I was like dang. Before I knew it I had eased up beside the brotha and was playing it off looking at the feminine products just to take good notes of the game he was running. I don't think he noticed me there until we moved to the next isle togeather???? I guess at the end of the day, we either got play the game or get play huh? I didn't mean to listen ....but what the Hey!!!!

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