Sunday, February 13, 2011

My guy said that there izzzz such a things as "Stupid QuestionS"


I find it humorous sometimes how the smartest people you meet are the sometimes in the oddest places. Take my bootleg man Charles. He is very knowledgeable on a variety of topics as well as an excellent salesman. He has been at his location for about 3 years now and from what I can see he is in the game and obviously winning! Of course I don't have to visit him anymore because I know how to down load my own movies, but it can be time consuming so I popz in on him every so often.
Anywho Charles and I were conversing the other day about his client base and how diverse that population can be. He made me laugh when he stated that his Momz said their is no such thing as stupid question but he disagrees because people can see a movie case with a getting stabbed in the face with knife and then ask Him what kind of movie is it? He says sarcastically its a comedy! I had to laugh, because I think most just don't know what they want or how to get it so they react with questions. I understand both points. But the main thing I learned from Charles is this: At the end of the, you gotta feed your customer base what they want. Some come for the conversation and others just want to see what he has in stock for that day! Charles talks to them all one on one and keeps the order and fulfills their needs with a smile.
I am a self professed salesman myself and I find myself using his techniques when I get the (lets call them special questions) people who are extra inquisitive. I take my time explain why my prices are so cheap and keep it moving. I am a firm believer that the customer is NOT always right anymore, but has the right to be satisfied. That part is left up to the supplier of the goods, but a necessary option-ya feelz me.

I enjoy speaking with any 1 that has something to say that can allow my mental to grow but on the flip side, some 1 who does the opposite makes my brain hurt right there on side above the left ear-lol! Let me close with some questions that may be suspect and my answers to follow!)
*If I die would you remarry? (Sucka your dead why would you care)
*I love you= do you love me ( I say if you gotta ask???)
*Are you gonna eat that last piece of whatever? (What if I am not, its going in the trash)
*Does this outfit make me look fat? (Sucka you was fat after the 45th doughnut)
*Do you think my man is cheating on me? (Well he ain't been home in 3 days??)
*Why do people think a woman is a prostitute if she wears a very short and revealing outfit? (Cuz she dressed like a prostitute maybe?)
*How come my credit card was declined...(u do the math on this one)
*Why my dude only come over at 3 a.m. (again ,u do the math)
*Why does my 24 year son who still lives at home with two twin beds in his room, always have his guy friends spend the night? ( Cuz he is GAY!!!!)
*Why do women go thru they dude clothes and cell phone looking for evidence? (Cuz women are crazy and men didn't make them that way?
i am Ward....

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