Wardy wins the lottery

Wardy gets home, screeches his hooptee into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the mega jackpot lottery!"

The wifeeey says, "Oh my goodness! No joke Wardy"?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff, my shoes, that outfit you like?"

Wardy yells back, "It doesn't matter. Just get the hell out!"
((the names have been changed to protect the rich))

I'm rich By#@h... Ward!!!