So I was talking to some friends today about life in general when the topic turned to (you guessed it) Relationships!! These two individuals consisted of a 37 year old single female and a 40 year old married man of 10 years. That mix alone foreshadowed what I was about to learn. Me being the self proclaimed mediator, asked both what their version of the perfect date consisted of.
FEMALE VERSION: The man would take his time planning out every aspect of the date (according to the woman's specifications)getting his hair trimmed up nicely, put on some smell good, clean his car and show up on time with a bouquet of flowers (not plastic either). He would listen to her babble, I mean talk about things of interest all the long while giving her compliments from her clothing to her hair. Then after a fun date has been had (by her cause she got all her money she came to the date with) by the couple he drops her off and thanks her for her time and a lovely evening. Kisses her hand and skips off to his car to finish his wonderful thoughts of her. The end.
MALE VERSION: Call up the chick, let her know what time its going down, show up 20 minutes late cause she ain't gonna be ready no way! Don't over dress for the date cause she may expect that from now on. When she finally gets to your car, ask her for half on the gas cause you drive a 8 cylinder gas hogg. Take her everywhere cheap or free. Hit McDonald's and ask her what mighty kids meal would she like- as you slowly pull in the drive through. Next, take her to the park and tell her you want to enjoy the weather and walk and talk. Make this quick cause you may still have time to get to that super freak's house before midnight if you play this right! If the girl is cool take her to the dollar store and let her pick out any (1) item of her choice! If she trippin-- fake an upset stomach and give her half on a bus ticket and head to the freaks house and make it a win-win situation. Game over!
Wardy Version: Ask the woman to flip the script and take you out! Tell her to show you how to treat her. Learn from this woman and master what she teaches. I believe men are basic in nature and want to please their woman if they are taught. When the date is over tell her that your next date will be one she will remember for all time. Side note.....the stubborn women may resist this ideal, but its cool because those are the ones who never get married anyway-lol!
Ward up yalll.........
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Women only take men out on dates to throw it up in their faces later on in the courtship. Women are emotional and don't know what they want and that is why we cheat on them.
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