Communication

HOW IS Louise?......this is hilarious!

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph?s Hospital. She timidly asked, ' Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing? '

The operator said, ' I ' ll be glad to help, dear. What ' s the name and room number? '


The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, ' Louise W. Room 302. ' The operator replied, ' Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, ' Oh, I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Louise is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal, and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday. '
The grandmother said, ' Thank you. That ' s wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news. '
The operator replied, ' You ' re more than welcome. Is Louise your daughter? '
The grandmother said, ' No, I ' m Louise W. in 302. No one tells me shit. '


Ward up yall.....