She got all the questions, but I got all the answers.......

Today I asked my friend if she could make the decision of her being a man or a woman, which she would choose. I admit, eye was thinking the obvious answer would be to say "being a man"! Who wouldn't want to be a man!!! No cycles to deal with, not ever getting pregnant (unless you that one crazy dude that had a sex change) nobody knowing how big your boobs are, not getting shafting at the car dealers, o.k. with getting our hair wet, not crying, not getting emotional, phone conversations over in 30 seconds or less, shorter bathroom lines, can pack for a week in one small suit case, keep your last name, don't look thru yo man's pants or receipts,can get dressed in 10 minutes and same work more money? Whhheeeewww, sorry I got caught up-lol

Anyway back to my hommie, do you know she missed the obvious and choose being a woman!!! I bout feel off my chair! Talking about women has advantages that men don't have. I had to actually think about that for a minute? Could she really be telling the truth? Is it really all that being a female? Naaaah, I just can't see it my nizzle! So I did some research on what advantage women over men and surprisingly I found out this: Life expectancy is longer, don't sweat as much, don't go bald, ok to be small, love to dance in public, know how to look without staring, don't grow hair in strange places and can blame man if you get pregnant. Humm, I never thought about it like that, but I still wouldn't trade places lol! Heck, the title of this here blog says: She got all the questions, but I got all the answers for a reason. See its well-known fact that women use more words than men, because they always trying to catch a brother slipping by playing inch high private eye! "Where you been, who was all there, what time did you leave to get there, did you see any cute chicks". All the brother gotta do is say, I had a terrible time or it wasn't me, but keep in mind, the woman thinks she smarter and will make mental notes that can and (((will))) be used against you in a future argument lol! Before I end this blog eye must drop this free advice 2 the women: stop talking so darn much already and men get smarter and spend time with your lady and talk her to death before she start bugging ya with all her questions.

I am Ward.......