In the great words of Bill Cosby..."You don't loan money-U give it away! If the person/s pay you back, then it was a loan". I had to learn that the hard way. One time a so called friend asked me to loan him some $$$ until he got paid the following Friday. At the time I was living single and had a small house in South Bend. I had some change but my mortgage was coming up, but since this was my hommie, eye said what they hayzeee and flipped him the coins.
Well the next Friday came around and my hommie didn't. I called and stopped by 3 times. Finally I caught ole boi at the local 7 eleven playing a dang video game. I remember saying "Dude where is my money" and he replied "Dude you got money don't sweat me, I got bills of my own plus a kid". Eye was like what the......? I just stood there thinking should I chin check this dude and go to jail or cut his brake line of his hooptie and watch the evening news for any sudden deaths? I came to my senses and chalked it up to a learning lesson.
I understand that sometimes friends need a hand by come on son? When people ask me for a loan now, I kindly point them down to local cash advance place store. Did you know you can borrow up to $550 per two weeks now! I know right? Ya know what I see trending now? The people who ask to borrow money have new scams to get you leaning. They say they will double the amount back that you loan them, but get selective amnesia when its time to Annie up? What ever the case the game is the same. Game recognize Game.....Say brutha can Wardy borrow a.....nevermind I am on the way to the Loan Store....
I am Ward....
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