Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Eye know eye said this, but I really meant that???


Men of the world may never find out what actually goes on in the mind of the ever evolving female. Today she likes me-tomorrow she yells and screams at me just because the sky is blue. Take this example and you decide if women are truly crazy or not!
A woman goes the weight scale to see how much she weighs that day. She finds out that she only weighs 156lbs. She originally was thinking that she was gonna weigh in at 162lbs, but since the number is lower, she says happily " I am not gonna eat because I lost more weight then I thought!" Now the flip side is when she goes to weigh her self and finds that she actually weighs more than hoped or desired, she sadly says "I may as well eat this whole carton of ice cream"???????? What the fudge is up with that?
Yeah, I have given up trying 2 understand women folk cuz it can fry the average guy mind to little bitty pieces. The ironic thing about this confusion is that other women thinks its cool for this to take place. Men are thinking let me get the freak away from her asap! Another thing is the saying of one thing while men are suppose to figure out the translation! She may say can you bring me a chicken salad to my job for lunch. You bring it and assume you can have some also. NOT-she gets mad because you should have known it was for her only. She wants to wager $$ with you over something you know is a lie, you take the bet and she says that its unfair because you took the wager knowing the outcome and that they didn't really mean to bet when she said "How much you want to bet"? Now its the man's fault once again-lol!
Perhaps men are suppose to let the woman win at games, arguments and bets to keep the peace. In exchange, she gets to look pretty and be emotional as needed and everything will be alright-RIGHT?
I know men are not perfect but God thought enough of us to the family head and final decision maker (not my words but the Bible's) so why do so many woman want it their way? Are men suckers, not Bible readers or just stupid. Women have thousands of books monthly to choose from about 100 ways for great sex, how to look younger longer, how to know if he loves you, will he cheat and so on. Men don't need all that. Our monthly readings include the basics. How to stay healthy (eat-sleep and exercise-stay stress free), What men want from women (Loving-respect-good meal-left the freak alone a few hours a day) and how to fix the car. That's all we basically need. But you know like I do, that opposites attract. The logical and the crazy, the light and the dark, the fat and the skinny, the black woman and the white man, the christian and the sinner. I guess its how it is.
I am Ward. ......

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