These are things George Bush actually said.....and yet yall still voted this sucker in twice-lol!!!

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. (Uhhhh.. the risk?)

Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child. (Not even going there...)

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy, but that could change. (See Dictionary: "Irreversible")

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'. (Like Katrina?)

I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future. (Can I please ride in your time machine?)

We're going to have the best educated American peoples in the world. (Yes we are sum smartin peopleS)

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican (Not going there either...)

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. (Wow, Former President and King of The Obvious Statements)

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. (Wait.. if they don't occur, how are they seen or unforseen? Help me please)

For NASA, space is still a high priority. (Yeah, I've heard NASA has like a bit of a thing about space.... Mr President.. were you just smoking pot?)

We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made. (No, leave that to everyone else)

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. (See Definition "Polution".)

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. (You can't stand that long sir, you're getting old)
I am Ward.....