Male advantages
*Phone conversations are over in 3 minutes flat
*A 5 day vacation requires only 1 suit case
*Your underwear is $10 for a pack of four
*The garage is all yours
*Three pair of shoes are more than enough
*U can whip your shirt off on a hot day-OUTSIDE
*If guys don't call another guy when we say we are, we don't think the other has changed
*New shoes do "not" blister or hurt our feet.
*We don't accuse the other of lying with no proof or reasons
Female advantages
*Women out live me (cuz ya nagg us to death)
*Free drinks, dinners and movies (unfair)
*Females can hug your girlfriends w/o wondering if she is gay
*Women don't fart to amuse your self (U just secretly let it out and blame the dog)
*Women know how to dress themselves and men too
*Women fully assess a man just by looking at his shoes
*Women have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions
*The ability to know everything but can be scard of a spider
I am Ward suckers.......
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