That darn KatTt.....

Why is it that animal lovers are serious about just that.....being an ANIMAL LOVERz??? I mean ya boi Wardy loves animals too-well maybe dogs and gold fish but you know you what eye mean sucka. Anyway, I was sitting here watching the news today and saw how this older woman went to the trash can outside and discarded her trash and her nosey cat followed and jumped right up on the can to watch and the lady stroked that kat a few times and smoothly pulled that Jedi move and picked the unsuspecting kat up by the neck and threw that sucker in the trash and closed the lid? I was like what the freak? The ironic thing here was that someone was recording the whole incident. Of course the authorities are upset and they are either looking for the lady or trying to figure out how to charge her with something. I really was listening that hard. But I was shocked that no one cares that this woman was being ((recorded)) isn't that some form of invasion of privacy...... wait the kat was ummm trapped in the trash can for 14 hours, so I guess that trumps everything else right?
Well, I know that place where I work PRN has a Kat Koncern too. They actually feed this Kat and he shows up daily like he punching a clock at his freaking job. The Kat has somehow mistaken me as some one who cares about it. For example, I open the front door and there he is. He don't even meow, the Kat says "What up G"... I close the door and he walks to the back patio like "what you do that for and where is my milk". Don't let me try to walk to my car. The entire trip involves the Kat trying to rub against my leg. I think (((NOT))) on that. But nevertheless, my co-workers seem to really enjoy feeding a stay Kat.
I guess I have mixed emotions about feeding animals like that because it makes everyone responsible- I have kids and ain't trying to get more responsibility. Besides we all know what happened to Michael Vick! Less stress is best for me. I guess majority rules here. To add insult 2 injury, I hear Lindsay Lohan is getting released early from Jail. I guess they need the extra room to put the cat dumper in jail for the more serious crime huh--I gotta go get the milk out, my Kat is here....
I am Ward........