Thangs that Black Folk do that White Folk Just Don't Get!!

Blacks
1. Elaborate Handshakes- Man Its so many different dapz out there that I can hardly keep up! The fact still remains, its an important staple to the blacks who perform them
2. Big Screen TV's- No matter how small the brotha man's house/apt is, he must have that 50" or bigger-lol! Don't know why, but its what we do. Sorta like men leave a seat in between us when we go somewhere like the movies.
3.Expensive sneakers- I make good money selling cheap Jordan's in the hood! Nevertheless black people will buy what ever Nike puts out! The bright colors that coordinate with our outfits don't hurt either-lol!
4.The Movie Scarface- Shoot I am black and I don't get this one! Still black folk relate to Mr. Tony Montana's rags to riches story. I guess its no different than the Bushes, Kennedy's or the Hilton's. Dude got killed in the end but he left a blue print that many unfortunately follow-huh!

Whites
1. Race car driving- Gas was almost $5 per gallon two years ago and they was still racing around the Indy 500 track! I started to paint a number 4 on my mini van and drive around the track a few times to get my tank filled up!
2. Mayonnaise- I don't understand why they gotta put it on everything and so thick. I went to Jimmy John's for lunch and found the mother load on the shelves-WHY people-WHY?
3. Engaing N extreme sports- Lets see, their is da skating off ramps, ledges, buildings:what ever it is, the results are the same! How many broken bones do you have to have before someone says "Hey Dude lets go get some ribs and watch our big screen TV"!
4. Talking Qua-Zeee to the Po-Po!- no commentary needed for this one.....

We may never know why we are different from each other, but at least we go something to talk and laugh about suckers....
I am Ward.....