Thursday, December 31, 2009

Things that make me say hummmmmmm



*Why did Aresenio have to leave late night television back in the day after 5 years?
*How the heck did Soulja Boy get people to give him all that $$$?
*Why do so many rappers end up going to jail?
*Does it seem like Grand mothers are starting to become younger (34 and under???)?
*Why do white kids talk back to their parentz.....and don't get a beat down?
*I think drinking is cool (not for me) but why do people have to get drunk?
*If the USA has a 50% divorce rate, does that mean other 50% are happy?
*How come those who voted for the president seem to be turning against him now?
*If Charles Barkley told us athletes are not role models, why is everyone so shocked at Tiger Woods?
*Whats up with boys wearing skinny jeans?
*Why is breaking up so hard, especially when you are unhappy?
*Why did the chicken want 2 cross the frshe eaking road anyway?
*Do people know that cats walk through their litter boxes then on to you and your furniture?
*Why do people make funny faces at your food like you are forcing them to eat it too!
*Is it cool 2 open and eat food before you purchase it in a grocery store?
*What's up with all the rubber necking when someone gets stopped by a cop?
*What happens if I am at the express lane and I have 21 items?
*Why do people have lawn jockey's?
*Why do gay people compare their struggle to slavery?
*If 40 is the new 30- DO the retireeees have to return to work 4 another 10 years?
*Why do old black men love Caddy's so much?
*If she knows she is wrong- why does her big head continue?
*Why do I always end with I am Ward?

I am WarD

3 comments:

Sucka is Minez said...

Wow, Really Charles... Is that shirt the reason he got locked up!? LOL!

A girl name K said...

u are sooooooooo funny..miss u much

valerien said...

Ward, As usual you are right on point!! Happy 2010... looking forWard to the book!!
xoxo
Val

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