How well do you trust your ummmmm co-workers?

So ya back on the grind again huh? Well the majority of the world is fresh off the fantasy versus reality tour of thinking that Xmas trees and Santa Claus along with over spending money that you don't have for some one's birthday that is no where near the truth and then justifying it by saying its just because of the season. Wheeewww, I am tired just thinking about how this whole situation works-lol!
Anywayz, I find myself thinking about co-workers. I mean when we get down to the nuts and bolts of the the situation, we spend more time with them than we do with our real families. But my rhetorical question today is, do we really trust our beloved coworkers??????
I am sure we are all aware of the issues with our food missing from the shared refrigerator at work! I never understood how somebody could eat another person's lunch. Perhaps I am just to darn picky, because I know many people who have cats that jump all up on the kitchen counter and dogs that lick them in the face and not to mention all the lack of hand washing that must "NOT" be going on as well. (Then again I just like to think of myself as a nice respecting person-lol!) I was told by one lady to write on your lunch bag, don't eat this because I spat on the sandwich. When she went to eat her sandwich at lunch, it had another post it note attached that said "I spat on this sandwich too!" Come to think of it, she never told me if she ate the sandwich anyway.....she probably did (Nasty self).
During these winter months, some of us don't have remote car starters and choose to warm our cars, but that leaves us vulnerable to leaving our ipods, blackberries and lap tops exposed. Should I trust Sean the IT guy, or what about that bubble lensed receptionist named Leticia, yeah she looks like she needs a new ipod! At the end of the day, we gotta hope, trust and believe that our work families will do the right thing......ya know blame it on somebody else when your stuff is stolen.....

Ward up Yall........