Wednesday, November 4, 2009

My newest book ideals to help out women folk!!!


*You Can Change The Oil Too...a woman's guide
*How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your dude Is Right
*Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right sometimes
*You, The Whining Sex.....uggggh
*How To Close The Garage Door
*If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An Explanation darn it
*How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By Himself
*How To Act Younger Than Your Mother...loose the moo-moo
*Attainable Goal - Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving
*How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste and squeeze from the bottom
*How To Put Down A Toilet Seat without complaining
*Garbage - Getting It To The Curb in my absence
*Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Lies
*You Too Can Be A Designated Driver

Ward

1 comment:

Michael said...

Its about time someone had the guts to represent the men.

Men have feelings too!

I often hear quotes like "Happy wife-Happy life or I have to ask the Mrs. or my wife is always nagging me. I understand that no re...