Thursday, October 23, 2008

How to cheat proof your relationship


Ladies I am well aware that many times your man is slipping in his game. He doesn't send you flowers any more, if ever. And his emotional attachment consists of you two bumping into each other as you are rushing past each other in hall way while heading out to work. Men I feel your pain too! Your woman can't, don't or shouldn't cook for you, she naggs you about everything but she calls it motivational speeches. Well, what is a couple to do in this very sticky situation.

Fear not my faithful readers, Wardy has got the solutions for that tazz!! Ladies, I am gonna give you the business first. This is what you need to do and do it fast before your dude up and leaves you for the next fresh fish. Spice up your relationship by thinking out side the box. By now you are so predictable that your man can get away with murder and come home and still blame you for everything that went wrong in the world that day and know good and well he is the Devil's assistance. Anyway back to the advice......Women make the man notice you without saying a word. When he comes home make sure you are in front of the television watching the latest episode of SNAPPED and comment on it out loud. Next ask him which knife does he suggest for cutting cleanly through leather. Then send your send yourself flowers and thank him for thinking of you. Finally, do things that is out of the ordinary like laugh in your sleep, and comment on how wonderful it is to see happy couples. He will get the point. If not then hit him up side the head in his sleep. He will start to notice you.....

Fellas, This is what you all need to do. Accept that women today are not necessarily gung ho about being in subjection to an imperfect man Bibically. So we need to first earn their trust and love by our positive actions. Don't get it twisted, we can still firm but always tactful. Now when and if this fails go to the extreme. Take her out on the town and spend big money, limo, opera and nice dinner. Then bring her home to a nice hot bubble bath with roses leading to the bed where she will find a new lacy out fit. But don't touch her that night. Just let her sleep. Then out the blue come home and beat it up on your lunch break and everytime she looks at you. She will be scard of what you may do, but with excitement. Keep her guessing with little signs of love. A card here or there and buy her a new out fit. Send her 5 treats in one week just because. Believe me if you are sexing your girl every 5 minutes, believe me the last thing she is thinking about when she is out is cheating.

Look-- you gotta do what you think is right, but keep this is mind. The couples that have the most longevity are those that have unpredictability. If you don't know if your mate is gonna hit you upside the head with a skillet or hug you then you got excitement. Strange but it works.

I am Ward

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