Fat cops

I was out riding in the car with my co-workers during lunch and we had a great chuckle. We stopped for lunch on the East side at this authentic Mexican joint on Washington street. I say authentic because as we entered the spot- we could smell the super hot sauce from out side. Surprisingly the food was excellent and very economical!
The ironic thing about the adventure was pulling up beside an empty police automobile. We sorta glanced in side and saw all the lost artifacts of western civilization. The car was extra dirty. It was so bad that if I was going to be arrested, I would either request another car to transport me to lock up or ask could I walk my self to jail and he/she follow along. I guess the typical look is for a officer of the law to look the part and represent the part of a model citizen.
Well to add to this Malay of irony, the driver of the car came back to the car with his kids. They were all waaaaaaayyyyyy over weight. I just knew they were not going back to that car, but you know that is exactly where they went. One of my co-workers said "I feel safe knowing that cop is on the force". It was funny but true. It is a fact in the hood that you do not ever run from a fat cop because since they can not catch you, they will shot first and ask questions later.
All I am saying is that, being physically fit is not only healthier, but it is good for the city image. I am not hating on fat people, I am just encouraging moderation and longer life for all. (and run by a car wash sometimes-lol)

I am skinny Ward...