eye need more time for my 66 T-bird

Is it not funny how fast the weekend blows by and then the work week starts every things seems to S-L-O-W D-O-W-N!! I mean ya boi had to get up fight the mourning traffic to attend a training seminar down at the gov't center. I had to circle around town for 4 hours (not really) to try and find a freaking spot. After that I dang near got strip searched by the guards at the metal detectors.
To make matters worse, when I finally found the class, the speaker thought he was trying out for last comic standing and he was not standing.....believe me! I think I am somewhat funny and this dude should stick to his day job. I dipped from the pseudo comedy club and went downtown to a court hearing and got stripped searched again (I think I kind of like it now)and the guards stole/kept my finger nail clipper that I brought in because they said it could double as a weapon. I think the lady just knew it was new! She probably at home right now cutting her big krusty the clown toe nails. Oweee I hate her! I think I paid dang near fifty cents for those clippers. Yall tune in for the future because I may devise a plan to get my clippers back.
Anyway, I saw some things today, I just didn't think was possible. All I can say is, Remember how we felt when O.J. Simpson got off with his charges, well that is how I felt today. I learned that given enough time the average man can take on the best public defender and make him look like a new fool-lol!! Enough said on that topic. I did manager to see my good friend during the lunch hour and share a few chuckles. We gotta do lunch Wednesday.
After court I pushed my whipp quickly down 70 east to get to my daughters orientation over at the school (it was packed with extra happy parents). Went to Kroger's to get the product to prepare sloppy Joe and got tired and decided to go to Taco Bell. Went home and trimmed the girls hand and toe nails and slapped on a new coat of finger nail polish for them, gave them new fresh ear rings, ironed the new school clothes. We talked about school etiquette and the bible and watched an episode of "I want to work for Diddy" and then them sucka went to bed. I went to blog. I realized 28 hours in a day is not enough for me. I need time to have time for my time.

Am I Ward........