*Always root for the home team
*If you think you might get arrested.....fix your hair
*Never leave your cell phone laying around....
*Don't fry chicken naked
*Don't test out a big word in public
*If you win the lotto, quit your job
*They don't wear a lot of African stuff in Africa.
*Stand next to a fat person, it makes you look smaller
*If someone shows you who they are.....believe them...
I am Ward.....
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