Ahhhhh hemmmmm........I said "can I get a grilled CHEESE sandwich"......

Today, ya boi was seriously in the mood for nice grill cheese sandwich today, so a brutha dipped down to the cafeteria to make that situation happen! However, a funny thing happened once I got there. I found my self talking to a cook's back because he was busy cooking other items but somehow felt my presence and asked what my order was? I looked behind me and assumed correctly that he was talking to me. I stated very clearly "Can I get a grilled cheese sandwich? He mumbled something and asked if I wanted onions and green peppers on that? I said on my grilled cheese (with a chuckle) and he said that I didn't need a grilled cheese because it wasn't a filler and proceeded to put down a sub bun on butter and started chopping up steak, thin steak. I stood there thinking that this must be a joke. He then handed me this steak and cheese torpedo and said "I hooked you up brother"!!!! I walked away looking at the sandwich, glancing back at him, walking away with a tear in my mouth's eye. I thought I was getting a $2 sandwich but ended up paying $5 for something that was far from what I wanted? The cashier said you looked bothered. I explained the situation and she then tells me that I must have gave Goober the wrong order. I said yeah that's probably what it was. I tell ya, I can't win even when I am trying to do good lol! The sandwich wasn't even good. By the way, this picture is the actual grill cheese burger I was given SMH! The story gets worse, because as I was leaving, some dude opened the door near the cafeteria (a cook too I am assuming)on my way out. From nowhere all this smoke came from behind him like he was shooting a Prince video! He was leering at me and I felt my GAYDARRR was gonna explode! He stood behind me in the elevator and I started to feel my butt cheeks getting hott!!! I started pushing buttons-""any"" and all buttons!!!! The door must have taken 3 weeks to open. I ran to my office and locked the door. I think I am gonna stop wearing pink, bringing my own food and start showing more muscle in my dress shirts! I am Ward.......NO CHEESE......