The long arm of the Law.....

Indiana questionable laws.....
One may not sniff glue.
Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (state law)
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Liquor stores may not sell milk.
Check forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100 stripes.
Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights. (Darn...there goes the latest fall season...)
No one may catch a fish with his bare hands.
"Spiteful Gossip" and "talking behind a person's back" are illegal.
All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads.
Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.
Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
The value of Pi is 3.2, and not 3.1415. (Eventually, I'm gonna come across a law outlawing gravity...)
It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears.
No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor.

I am Ward (and I live in INDIANA 4 Now)