Reasons "NOT" to get married.......

..........Does the word “forever” mean anything to you? F O R E V E R! You're officially trapped.

There’s half as much housework, cooking, and cleaning to do.

You can watch whatever TV channel you like, without arguments.

You can get home from work at whatever time you like.

You get to eat the whole “meal for two” by yourself.

There are fewer important dates (spouse, kids sports, spouse’s parents,
etc) and no anniversaries to accidentally forget.

Without a spouse you have can still have a decent social life in your 40s.

You don’t keep catching every sniffle, cold and flu bug that your
spouse brings home.

You don’t have to live halfway between your workplace and your
spouse’s workplace.

Once you’re married most of your friends will also be married, and
coincidentally (like you, if you marry) they will mostly be staying
home with their own spouse’s instead of hanging out with you.

You can lie in bed in the morning for as long as you like.

Nobody sees what you look like first thing in the morning.

No soap operas (of sports shows, depending on male vs. female perhaps)

You can throw your dirty socks on the floor where they belong.

There’s no pressure to make the bed in the morning

You don’t have to worry about what the bathroom smells like when
you walk out of it.

You know where the bar of soap has been

When you’re single the lawn looks a lot better when the grass is longer

No one snores

Folding clothes?…No only have to do my own

There’s no fight for remote control ownership or wondering where it is?

Smelly socks and skiddy underwear are not that big of an issue when
you’re only washing your own besides I am a neat freak!

No one to cheat on you

I am Ward....