What Ward Wonders Part -duece

When it gets kold outside like this, I find myself rather pensive about reality. Its has been quite some time since my conversion from idealist to realist but I still gotta dip back and ask myself some rhetorical questions. Here is my latest round.

*Since most of the people who are successful in business decided to venture out and make it happen, why do others stay at a job and complain.....for years?
*Y do black celebrities get more time for doing the same thing white celebrities do?
*Why do dog owners let they dogs lick them and kiss them on the face, don't they know what dogs do with they mouths?
*Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs darn it!
*Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
*Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
*If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
*Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
*Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
*If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
*Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?
*Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?
*When you perform a head count, do Siamese twins count as one or two?
*So you can wear a bikini in public but not underwear?
*Why are his-and-her presents always for her?
*Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
*If a husband dies, the wife is called a widow. If a child's parents die, the child is called an orphan. Why isn't there a word for a parent that loses a child?
*Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
*Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
*Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
*Can a man get raped by a woman? Would she go to jail?
I am Ward