I know that this great country that we live in (USA) was supposedly founded on a bunch of freedom based ideals, but eye get this strange feeling that being gay wasn't in the original data-lol! Now don't get it twisted, I could care less about the next man being gay-straight, bi-curious or prison gay, but when those people in question gives me that look of "are you like me-ness" Wardy gets Koncerned!
Here is a great example of a bad example! I was somehow talked into going to Pier One on one Saturday evening. No biggie,
I thought as I walked around the store (minding my business as always)pretending to be interested in the over priced cheap looking items when out of the corner of my eye I noticed a short African man, with slightly greasy hair and extra extra tight pants on (he had a dime and a nickel in his front left pocket)sorta going in the same direction I was walking. Immediately my "Gaydar" when into over drive. I knew I had to get out of there ASAP!!! As I made my way toward my ((so called friend)) to explain that we have to vacate the situation quickly due to a code queer....It happened......! Twannn cut me off from out of now where like a super gay ninja. I will never forget what transpired next! He winked his eye and smiled that smile they do and say is there anything I can help you find? I pretended not to hear him and quickly turned the opposite direction as if I was interested in this rusty chair combination in the corner.
Nope, I wasn't safe.....this sucka reappeared like we was in the Matrix and said in a louder deeper voice, "CAN I HELP YOU FIND ANYTHING"? I squinted in my eyes and tilted my head ever so slightly and said ummm "No I am good and straight"! (O.k. I didn't actually say all that, but I was thinking it- so just read on sucker. Well I think Twannn knew I wasn't playing for his team but I guess like all men on the hunt, he had to try. I eventually got out of that store, but never will I go back, because he is still out there!
I thought I would be safer on Face-book to accept friend request from strangers.....FAIL!!!! This guy I know who is Gay (he don't know I know)is a former co-worker of mine who always tried to convince me about his fine girl friend down South told me to friend him on Face-book. I was like alright, we cool like that and he ain't official with it. Anyway to make a long story short, he made a comment on his page one day and I responded a joke and then I got 3 new friend request from men. I was like that is odd but let me check out their profiles. Lets just say I seriously considered closing my account that day! I saw things that made me jump in the shower and stay there for hours scrubbing with 4 different types of soap.
I know only God can judge a man and we all know what the scriptures say about it, so I don't have to. I will say this, I don't like men and can't understand why any other man would, but I respect their decision due to freedom of choice. I even support gay marriages (they need to know the joys of marriage that I found out), I support Gays in the military (Me nor my kids won't be fighting for Uncle Sam) I just don't want that attention directed toward me...
I am Ward....
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