Monday, August 10, 2009

What WaRd wants u 2 NO!


* If you win the lotto please quit your job!
*Don't test out new big words in public
*Keep up with your cell phone (just trust me on this one)!
*If a fat person and a skinny person are coming down a narrow hall-the fat-ter person has the right away!
*If you are gonna quit your job dont give too much notice- that only works for white people-lol!
*Act like you dont want it- It becomes easier to get it!
*When having a bad day, just have a good 5 minute laugh and start over!
*Begin your day out by reading something positive and set the tone!
*When you go to Wal-Mart, do like I do and test out all the toys!
*Always bet on black

i am Ward

1 comment:

LJ said...

And while at Walmart, don't forget grocery cart derby with your shopping mate!

All words of wisdumbbb, indeed. :^)

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