OMG!!! If I didn't know better I would swear this past weekend was an extended episode of Hell Date! For starters, my A/C is still not working since this freaking tornado struck my hood. My kids are walking around with big Afros like they are rejects from the Early Commodores try outs in the 70's. In addition to that I am just tired of being tired. I really think I need a vacation. I want to sit on a beach in the South of.....I think I would be happy just chilling in Kokomo with a 2 liter of 7up and four juicy strawberries.
Anyway, I was involved in one of the stupidest arguments of my life this week-end. This situation was so ironic that I can not even talk about it. All I can say is yall just pray for me. I was so frustrated that I opened my window and jumped out. Don't worry I did not get hurt too bad because I only opened up the first floor window! My fall lasted all of 1.5 seconds. (I know you didn't think I was gonna do a real jump...its the thought that counts). You ask what did Wardy learn from this episode-----Sex relives frustration and love (or lack of) causes frustration!
I am glad to say that I got over to Barnes and Nobles and got some mee time in this weekend. I enjoy reading about reality situations. Oh, how could I forget. I also went to the movies to "Don't mess with the Zohan". It was pretty funny, but I hate a movie with a hidden message. Oh well, another 5 days on the grind before I can do me again. By the way, the picture with this blog is a painted ceiling that was placed in the smoke break area-(Shut up Michael, you are still a double dilweed)
I AM WARD
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