Ward asks: Are there any Logical females out thurrrrr?

I enjoy people watching, Yeah I said it! Notice I didn't say "people judging"? By far my favorite creatures to watch are the elusive female! I think I like them so much because of their unpredictability and illogical actions at times. I personally take offense when I can't get a Yes or No question answered with a Yes or No response. Apparently I am not the only one who feels this way, many of the men I know say its an issue for them too. Seems like the chick likes to "OVER EXPLAIN" everything to death. For example, say you ask you chick did you break your clock radio? Seems like a simple question right? WRONG SUCKERS! This response usually gets something like "Well you left the clock by the trash can in the laundry room, even though it was plugged in and I know you use it daily, I felt like you no longer wanted it because the phone rang when you was watching the Money Mayweather fight, and you said hello to the guy on the other end and told him that your old alarm clock was buzzing last night, so I figured you wanted me to throw it away?"
I am sure this makes sense to a female, but not to a dude. Just answer the question so I can move on with life and go get another one. GEESH....
Sometimes the female can get jealous of the smallest of things. I am unsure if its a lack of attention from the guy they love or are they just feeling some kind of way???? I know of women who get mad cause they guy watches 8 hours of football, spends to much time on Instagram or calls her on her flip flopping conversations. Perhaps this is what keeps couples togeather. Ya know, the never knowing of what, when , where or why! The ironic thing about it is, that most couples don't start out this way. Usually, it involves talking on the phone for hours at time, or you at his house or he is at yours. U just cant get enough of each other company, conversation and bodies!!!! Then something magical happens when  feelings get caught, the scenario changes. The ones you love, tend to be the ones whom hates you the most, by their actions and words. Logically speaking, one would think that to keep your relationship strong would require you to do what your mates likes and stop doing the things they don't like. Either, I am a genius or that is some simple logic!
As I told you, I enjoy watching women because of the messages I get to decode. I think the logic doesn't last due to women thinking since a dude loves her, then he must surely accept her for who she is ready to reveal to him. Maybe when y'all met she had long hair, in a style that you enjoyed, but now its different because she changed her mind. Or maybe she used to work out with you, but now she doesn't want to sweat her hair out because she got you sucker-lol! This is what they call the womenz prerogative to change her mind.  Again, the dude is suppose to love the female is her hair is long or short and love her skinny or fat. From a male perspective that thinking is the same as buying a cat and expecting it to bark like a dog? Why not just buy a dog that acts like a dog?????
This is what men want....

• A soldier/ride or die chick, that respects him and places nobody else above him but God
• Someone he finds interesting, attractive and easy to love
• A mild tempered chick who wins thru actions and never arguments
• A spiritual minded woman who wants to be a compliment
• Someone who can add value to his life, as a cook, lover and friend
• A team mate who knows her role and makes her dude boast about her to his boyz

Let's face it. Relationships come and grow, but one thing they all do is this. Either the couple grow togeather or grow apart!
I am Ward....