O.k. let me get str8ight to this one. I was in the store just the other freaking day, and I saw this little girl. No wait.....hold up, let me keep it 100 with yall. This little fat white chick looking like honey boo boo's 14th cousin twice removed, was in the store pitching a fit. Her mother asked her to simmer down ( I think that means calm down) and stop making a scene. Little honey boo boo jr got louder!!! That's when I turned around because I had this feeling that this was about to get real. Fast forward, the kids starts screaming at he momz and telling her she was gonna kill her and how much she hates her! I dang near fell on the floor with shock. The mother locked eyes with me ( Probably because my mouth was open and my eyes were wide as saucers) as if to say "Help me Mr. Ward".
Yeah I wanted to help her too, because I have seen this episode many a times and eye knows what to do. Let me tell you step by step. Read slow cuz this is real spit I am giving ya lol! 1). when the kid acts out for the first time, u the parent, must stay calm and say "Don't make me punch you in the throat Jamaal. 2). The kid will ignore this, but have no fear. You must not only fulfill the promise of the threat, you must take it one step further. Put that little tax exemption in a head lock and run his head into the nearest wall. Then say something that rhymes with your name for a good measure. 3) If the kid is black, this will scare him str8ight and the activity will cease until they think you ain't crazy no more! If the kid is white, its a good chance they will threaten to call the cops on you. Don't give in. Just dial 1-800-WhooPyoKid! Punch option 3 for send a big black man asap! I suggest Mandingo (He scares me) and he will arrive with a cube on his phone to take your Visa payment (Business 1st) then he will proceed to whoop your kids Assteroid to inch of his life. Trust me, it sounds bad, but worth the price. Problem solved
I wanted to call for my neighbor the other day because I watched his kid cuss him out because he didn't want to come in from the rain. This has really got to stop people. I don't condone beating good kids, but the bad onez are the future......that is future criminals. Think about Micheal Jackson's daddy. He had to whoop a whole gang of kids and they some how survived and ended up rich! $$ isn't everything, but for a few million, I think I could have taken an extra punch or two!
Bottom line: If I see kids acting up one more gin in public.......I'm got to do what I'm got to do (in my old man voice). Look at the picture above and say "children are the future".....
I am WaRd.......
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