Saturday, August 3, 2013

What (((not))) to say on your first date!!!!!



1. You're wearing that?
2. Something smells funny.
3. Where's the Tylenol?
4. And to think, I first wanted to date your sister.
5. I have a confession to make…
6. My mom has a dress just like that.
7. That lady is hot. Look at her.
8. My ex, I had to kill her!
9. You're going to order that? Really?
10. You're how old?”

I AM WARD!!!!

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