Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Pssst......




Even when I’m mad at you, I miss you

Even when I’m sad about us, I miss you

Even when I’m happiest, I miss you

I wish it weren’t so hard

I wish we didn’t test each other

I wish we could truly trust each other

I wish you knew how much I cared and then you would not fear me

I wish you knew how often you cross my mind and then you would not doubt me

I wish we could get along for all times because it just feels like something is missing when we are apart…. Like a leg, like an arm, like the ability to breathe on my own. I feel like I have to have assistance to breathe without in you in life otherwise I may forget and just die.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

What Ward Wunders......


Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
I am ward...(is a way of saying this post is done sucka)

Monday, April 16, 2012

Wardy Ordy......


I wish to compare you to all the best, it all seems so cliché,
All the best "compare's" are taken, so now I fall into deep thought.
To a rose, your petals blue, your scent is so 4heady,
A sunset to as well, your colors blend so very "KLEARLY".
To the first breath a child takes, fresh from the womb,
You are the first breath I take, morning, night and noon.
I say this not, for staying on ur mind, or to gain your love,
I say this all to show my love, to convey my heart, toward a dove.
Through the peaks of our love, and the valleys of our pain,
You showed me how to live not in the purity of vain.
You were somehow my heart, my soul, my brain.
I would like to think I am the same but u think I changed,
No longer the old me, To the world I am new "G"
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I can't compare U to others,
Moreover I compare others to YOU.
I am Ward.....

Monday, April 9, 2012

These chicks is getting paid for this scripted shizzzz-sho!!


1. NeNe Leakes - $750K per season, plus a $250K bonus for doing the reunion show
2. Kim - $600K per season plus a $150K bonus for doing the reunion show
3. Sheree - $550K per season plus a $150K bonus for doing the reunion show
4. Kandi - $450K per season plus a $100K bonus for doing the reunion show
5. Phaedra and Cynthia - $300K per season plus a $75K bonus for doing the reunion show
6. Marlo - $75K - she must be available for filming on request.
6. Peter (Cynthia's husband) - $75K - he must be available for filming on request.
7. Kroy and Apollo - $50K - must be available for filming on request.

I am Ward.....

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Bad customer service and Girl twalk......


I klearly must be a bad customer service magnet because I promise to Popeye's chicken that I gets my fair share of it daily! Just today, I stopped by Kmart to get a plastic shelf holder and ended up getting $73 worth of items that probably could have waited. As I waited in this long line, I heard the super ghetto "check out chick" twalking crazy to the customer in-front of me.I knew what to expect when I got up front. So here we go! She looked at me and I saw a touch of crazy in her left eye as she started to swipe my items past the scanner and then it happened! She broke my jar of pickles. I was standing there and still don't know why she slammed the jar down when all she had to do was to swipe it. She stood there looking at me with pickle juice and broken glass all over the belt. She took off and came right back with paper towels (obviously not enough because she decided to go back and get the whole role). She then called her supervisor and asked what should she do now. The supervisor looked at me and the girl and said who broke the pickle jar? Nobody responded because it klear they who broke it. They grabbed my bread and squeezed it and thought I was gonna keep it....NOT!!!! Finally the mess was cleaned up and the line was extra long. Then ghetto girl looked at me and smiled and asked did i find everything I needed. I just walked away. I wasn't trippin over the attitude of the check out chick, I just am amazed at the customer service of many of the stores of today @ times. I was just hoping that maybe I could get a hello and thank you. Didn't happen on this day huh?
I am Ward.....

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Sucka Eye DOn't Knowz you.....do eye?


I was just sitting here thinking about the things that I don't know! Have you ever really thought you knew somebody- only to find out that you really don't know them at all. I guess we sometimes look past the obvious just to keep the peace. For example, they say you cool and all, but you can't be their Facebook friend-lol!Heck you don't know any of their friends, family or how they get from point A to point ...C! Or what about when they want you to do something for them yet they can't meet you halfway
Yeah its crazy right? I guess its a called a love/hate relationship. My boi told me the other day, he is gonna leave his woman of 9 years because she crazy. I recall thinking now only is he damaged goods, but she will probably try and kill him at some point when/if he can muster up the strength to actually leave. He thinks he know her too. My other friend says she not feeling her dude no more, but she is gonna stay with him and just cheat on him until she gets even for all the pain her caused her and then live happily ever after.
My nephew took his old flame back because he couldn't find anohter woman. Are we all crazy or is it just women who make us that way. Heck we all works in progress I guess. Now that I am thinking, I see a good deal of people are choosing not to get married. Why should we get married? Why not stay single and keep your eye simple. Oh well I can't save the world today, so I a gonna go to sleep...........
I am Ward....

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