- Logic: If at first you don't succeed. You should just quit sucka!!
- Ambition: The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
- Traditions: Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.:
- Friendship: A friend is just a stranger you haven't alienated yet.
- Embrace Change?: The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.
- Teamwork: Ensuring that your hard work can always be ruined by someone else's incompetence.
- Deepness: He who chases rainbows may eventually catch tornadoes.
- Employees: Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
- Retirement: Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.
- Motivation: Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
- Crap: Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.
- Hummmm: There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
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