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10 Ways To Show A Black Woman You Love Her
Wednesday, July 29, 2009 11:17 Written By The Undresser
Posted in category Life, Love32 Comments
Far too often, black men don’t appreciate the things are black queens do for us. From when we’re 16 and she does our homework so we won’t fail a cla*s, to when we’re 36 and we put our drugs in their purses so we won’t go to prison, we just never stop to say THANK YOU. Even when we do, thank you is not enough, we have to show them we love them. So here are 10 simple ways you can show your black women you really love her.
10. FART ON HER. There’s no way to make your boo smile then to let out a nice one out of nowhere. If you’re chilling in the bed, roll over and fart on her. Suddenly mute the tv and just let one rip. Be interactive, ask her to push your stomach down….and then let out some gas. She’ll say you’re disgusting and nasty, but she’ll smile…then yall can start kissing and have great sex.
9. Always answer her calls. You know women get kind of crazy when you don’t answer their phone calls. They front like they are worried and all that, so MAKE SURE YOU ANSWER THOSE CALLS. Even answer when you’re with your other women. Let her know that even though you’re cheating, she comes first. Make sure the other girl is quiet though or that could cause a problem.
8. Never Clean Up. What? Yup. Never clean up a damn thing. This will allow your woman to know that you love the way she cleans so much, that you only want her to do it.
7. Keep Her Fit. If your woman is overweight, carry her on your back then suddenly fall. That way she’ll know she needs to cut back on the fast food without you ever saying anything.
6. Save Money. Explain to your woman that eating off the dollar menu will help save money for the future. You would take her dancing, but why waste money when you have a stereo in the living room. Forget the movies, you can wait until the bootleg comes out.
5. Keep Her Around. Show your woman how much you don’t want her to leave by driving her car around until the tank is on E. That way she has to stay with you.
4. Call On Me. Erase all of the contacts out of her phone then tell her you’re the only one she can really call on.
3. Tissue. It’s not fair that you make your woman waste all of that tissue wiping the tears that you caused. So make it a little easier on her, show up at her house with a Sam’s Club value size package of tissue, then tell her about that affair you’ve been having.
2. Teach Her To Compete. Ask your woman what activities she’d like to do, then take her out to do them. Then BEAT HER a*s AT THEM, NO MERCY. If she likes to bowl, roll all strikes. If she wants to play pool, win every game. If she wants to play Wii, act like the tennis is real and go hard. Show her that the only loser in this relationship is her.
1. Spoil Her. Did your woman comment on those nice heels at the mall? Did she like that dress at Macy’s? Next time you see her credit card sitting around, go pick her up something nice. Let her know that’s important that she rewards herself. Get yourself something to wear next time she takes you out as well.
Written By The Undresser
((reposted by I am Ward....))
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